Friday, March 18, 2011

Notes to People at the Gym

Dear Pushy Girl,

I'm sorry to call you out on this, but you can't keep bullying other girls off of the machines that you want to use. Yes, I have been creepily watching you with help from the mirrors on the walls, and no, you can't play innocent. I know that the other girl was signed up for that machine, and you just pretended not to understand her because your music was too loud. You can turn ipods off, I have one too. And also I am pretty sure you can read the sign up sheet because you go to BYU. You annoy me.

Love,
Claire


Dear Faculty Member,

I am sorry to break it to you but you can't come over to the machine next to mine and just move the fan off of me. I was kind of using it. That's why it was pointing at me and I was enjoying its refreshing drafts cooling my body as I work out. I would be happy to share it with you though! All you had to do was ask....just saying.

Love,
Claire


Dear Girl Who Started Moving the Mat While I Was Stretching,

Stretch time is very important. Please don't start dragging a mat that I am actually laying on. kthanks.

Love,
Claire

I promise I am not a scrooge...there are just some basic etiquette rules that I would like people to observe. I don't ask much...just common courtesy.

That rant being over, happy Friday everyone! I am going to spend the afternoon watching Thursday night's sitcoms and then going to Persuasion. And then I am going to get my Bountiful Basket in the morning and then get my free breakfast at IHOP. So pretty much it's gonna be a great weekend. Here's to my not being as grouchy as last Saturday :)

2 comments:

  1. I completely understand how you feel! How do you get a free breakfast at IHOP??

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  2. That's why I never work out. I was tired of being knocked around by all the haters.

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