Step Two: Only blow-dry the top-most portion of your hair and bangs, and then leave the bottom and back looking wet-dog hott. If you would like to get ready in under 20 minutes, consider leaving out hair-washing altogether.
Step Three: Depend on your husband to bring you lunch because you are incapable of packing your own.
Step Four: Balance your oatmeal on your lap while driving.
Step Five: Burn mouth on too-hot oatmeal.