Friday, April 22, 2011

How to Get Ready for Work in Under 30 Minutes

Step One: Wear the same clothes as yesterday to cut down on "closet pondering" and because you only wore them for like a few hours yesterday (I had so kindly laid them out across the floor for myself last night...).

Step Two: Only blow-dry the top-most portion of your hair and bangs, and then leave the bottom and back looking wet-dog hott. If you would like to get ready in under 20 minutes, consider leaving out hair-washing altogether.

Step Three: Depend on your husband to bring you lunch because you are incapable of packing your own.

Step Four: Balance your oatmeal on your lap while driving.

Step Five: Burn mouth on too-hot oatmeal.

1 comment:

  1. Step Six: Because no one but you and the financial assistants will be there until around 8:45, bring your make up and a compact mirror with you and put on your face while sitting at the desk.

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